(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />When it comes to my parents, I'm still angry and bitter. <br />I'm a thirty-six year old man and they still hire babysitters. <br />The babysitters treat me like a child and they suffer my wrath. <br />They tuck me in at night and they even give me baths. <br />They won't let me watch TV and I have to go to bed at seven o clock. <br />Tonight my babysitter had to get stitches when I hit her in the head with a rock. <br />The babysitter just quit and she kicked my dad in the balls before she left. <br />I want to be treated like an adult and if they hire another babysitter, I'm going to hold my breath.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-don-t-need-a-babysitter/
