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Randy Johnson - That damn mohel!

2014-11-07 5 Dailymotion

(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />When I was a baby, my parents hired the cheapest mohel they could find. <br />The son of a bitch cut off my wiener because he's blind. <br />I have no penis and that makes me a freak. <br />I have to use a tube when I take a leak. <br />I'm not the only one who lost his wiener because of that butcher. <br />You can probably tell that it was also done to Ashton Kutcher. <br />After they hired him to circumcise me, my future was very grim. <br />If you have a baby boy, you better keep your son away from him.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/that-damn-mohel/

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