(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />I tossed my cookies because the cookies had been tossed before. <br />Since I was a child cookies were my favorite food but not anymore. <br />When I tossed my cookies, the bathroom was where I had to go. <br />I vomited because I learned that my friend puked in the cookie dough.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/tossed-my-cookies/