(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />My wife is an alien and this morning she laid an egg. <br />She may be green but she has a great pair of legs. <br />She has two large antennas that are on her head. <br />She's smarter than Einstein but she's lousy in bed. <br />The egg will hatch next month and when it does, we'll have a little tyke. <br />It will be half human and half alien, I'm scared of what it will look like. <br />My wife is ugly and people usually scream after they've seen her. <br />We just got in a big fight over finances and she bit off my wiener. <br />We were deeply in love but now she's my foe. <br />If an alien proposes to you, you'd better say no.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/my-wife-is-an-alien/
