(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />You're a funny and friendly man but you are incapable of even having a thought. <br />You hired two men to cripple you just to be able to park in the handicapped spots. <br />You bought a wheelchair and wherever you go, you have to haul it. <br />Two days ago a little girl kicked you in the nuts and took your wallet. <br />You chased her in your wheelchair and you got hit by a bus. <br />That was the first time in my life that I heard a preacher cuss. <br />As soon as you get better, you plan to have those guys cripple you again. <br />Your head should be x-rayed because I don't think you have a brain within.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/handicapped/
