(This poem is based on the Mad TV character.) <br /> <br />I'm interrogating Miss Swan. <br />My patience is nearly gone. <br />I ask her to describe a crook but I don't think she can. <br />The ignorant bitch just keeps saying he looka like a man. <br />She's starting to flirt with me, I think she wants me to bang her. <br />But she keeps repeating herself and it fills me with anger. <br />If she says he looka like a man just once more, I'll shoot my head. <br />I can't stand being around this crazy bitch, I'd much rather be dead.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/he-looka-like-a-man/
