(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />I'm tired of having to beg. <br />Please shave your damn legs! <br />It's been so long since you've shaved your legs, I can't keep track. <br />It's like making love to a lumberjack. <br />It's embarrassing when we go out in public because you always wear a dress. <br />If you are wondering if people are laughing at us, the answer is yes. <br />I feel like I'm on a cliff and I'm about to go over the edge. <br />Please do everybody a big favor and shave your damn legs!<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/shave-your-damn-legs/
