(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />Sonny the cuckoo bird ate all of my cocoa puffs. <br />When I saw that the box was empty, I got rough. <br />He said he ate it because he loved that cocoa crunch. <br />I killed that damn bird and then I had him for lunch. <br />He'd been arrested for eating other people's cereal, he was a con. <br />I stuck my shotgun up that bird's butt and his ass was gone. <br />Some people say that shooting him was hasty. <br />Maybe so but that damn bird sure was tasty.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/cuckoo-for-cocoa-puffs/
