(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM) <br /> <br />Your dog is humping my leg. <br />You better stop him or I'll bust your head. <br />He keeps going and going and he won't stop. <br />I'm going to hit you in the balls with a karate chop. <br />It's embarrassing because lots of people are standing around. <br />Stop him or I'll take the damn mutt to the pound. <br />I'm getting tired of saying it and I won't say it again. <br />Get your dog off of my leg or I'll be having to call your next of kin.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/your-dog-is-humping-my-leg/
