(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM) <br /> <br />I want to eat brains and I want to eat them now. <br />Bring me the brains of a pig or the brains of a cow. <br />People usually get sick when they see me eating brains. <br />Some people say I'm weird; others say I'm insane. <br />I order more brains when I'm asked what I want for dessert. <br />I did this yesterday and the waiter was a little curt. <br />He stabbed me in the nuts with a fork and then he stuck it in my eye. <br />I threw him out of a two story window to see if he could fly. <br />I learned that he couldn't fly when he hit the ground. <br />He weighed over half a ton and he cracked the pavement for miles around. <br />This restaurant has lousy service that shouldn't be allowed. <br />I'm going to start kicking asses if I don't get some brains right now.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/brains-brains-and-more-brains/
