You thought you were tough when you said that I'm ugly and that I need a shave. <br />But when I shot you in the ass with my bow and arrows, you weren't so brave. <br />We Cavemen are tougher than you think; we have no fear. <br />You won't be able to sit down for at least a quarter of a year. <br />We Cavemen have big Johnsons that make women lose control. <br />They want real men; they have no need of your damn Tootsie Roll. <br />Your damn people have fancy ovens to cook your meals. <br />We Cavemen want to fish but we haven't discovered the Rod & Reel. <br />Don't consider yourself superior because you smell better than us and can think. <br />We are doing just as good as you even though we're dumb and stink. <br /> <br />(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.)<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/so-easy-a-caveman-can-do-it-iv/
