Eversince I was a furry kid, I've looked up women's skirts. <br />They've always greeted me with a fart and a squirt. <br />On the end of my hairy genitalia is a tick. <br />It's the only thing that will suck my ****. <br />I've said that I had human women but I lied. <br />Their inability to love me has left me ungratified. <br />Geico Dot Com said that I should treat women better. <br />If I could write, I'd send them a nasty letter. <br />Just because I club women, none of them will agree to be my bride. <br />I've got a million hickies because I use the vacuum to suck the fleas off my hide. <br />Now Im being sued for sexual harassment by a woman named Jenny. <br />Perhaps what makes me so bad is the animal in me. <br /> <br />(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.)<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/so-easy-a-caveman-can-do-it-v/
