I get some hot water <br />And some bubble-bath <br />I mix it together <br />To make a hot bath <br />I take ice cold lager <br />And guzzle it down <br />I'll get myself drunk <br />And try not to drown <br /> <br /> Beer in the bath <br /> Beer in the bath <br /> I like drinking beer in the bath <br /> <br />I listen to music <br />And sometimes sing along <br />But when I get drunk <br />I get the words wrong <br />I finish a can <br />Pour the dregs on my head <br />I don't use shampoo <br />I use beer instead <br /> <br /> Beer in the bath <br /> Beer in the bath <br /> I like drinking beer in the bath <br /> <br />Drinking in the shower <br />The same it just ain't <br />After three cans <br />You start to feel faint <br />I've been here an hour <br />Since twenty to eight <br />I open another <br />Cold lager is great <br /> <br /> Beer in the bath <br /> Beer in the bath <br /> I like drinking beer in the bath <br /> <br />I drink my last beer <br />Then call to my brother <br />'Please go to the fridge <br />and get me another' <br />I've drunk my last beer <br />It's time to get washed <br />Dried and then dressed <br />And go out and get sloshed <br /> <br /> Beer in the bath <br /> Beer in the bath <br /> Yes, I like drinking beer in the bath<br /><br />Eric Jackson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/beer-in-the-bath/
