Philip Le Barr, <br />Was knock down by a car, <br />On the road to Mandalay. <br />He was knocked down again <br />By a dust cart in Spain <br />And again in Zanzibar. <br />So, <br />He travled at night <br />In the pale moon light <br />Away from the traffic growl <br />But terrible luck <br />He was hit by a duck <br />Driven by an owl.<br /><br />Spike Milligan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/philip-le-barr/
