A man couldn't get a date so he decided to use his vacuum cleaner. <br />But there was a power surge and it pulled off his wiener. <br />He was bleeding and he knew that he had to find his wiener fast. <br />But he couldn't find it until he used a magnifying glass. <br />He went to a doctor and she sewed it back on. <br />She said she had the hots for him until she saw that his wiener is less than half an inch long.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/he-lost-his-wiener-in-a-vacuum-cleaner/
