I thought I bought my girl a diamond ring but it turned out to be nothing but glass. <br />When she had it appraised, she dumped me and then she broke her foot off in my ass. <br />I should've been suspicious when I saw that the jeweler had his store in a van. <br />When I told my friends, they said that I'm a very stupid man. <br />When it comes to having brains, I guess I'm all out of luck. <br />I should've known that I couldn't get a diamond ring for twenty-five bucks.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/nothing-but-glass/
