You brought our friendship to an end. <br />You betrayed me when you impregnated my girlfriend. <br />When I saw the two of you kissing, you said you were giving her mouth to mouth resuscitation. <br />I believed you because my brain is in a state of vegetation. <br />I should've known something was wrong when I saw you two in bed. <br />I believed you were just testing the quality of my mattress like you said. <br />For a short time I believed the baby was mine. <br />But then I remembered that I've been impotent since 1999. <br />When it's all said and done, I guess I have a very low IQ. <br />You'd better run because I'm going to shoot you.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/pregnant/
