Two months ago I decided to visit another state. <br />I thought it would be fun but it turned out not to be so great. <br />As I walked by Lindsay Lohan's house, I heard a loud cry. <br />I ran in her yard and saw her being held at gunpoint by a strange guy. <br />He was enraged and he wanted her dead. <br />He threatened to pull the trigger as he held the gun to her head. <br />I tried to reason with him but he shot me in the shoulder. <br />I fell to the ground and decided to make a move that was bolder. <br />When I got up, I threw a handful of dirt in his eyes. <br />I kicked the gun out of his hand and then I clobbered the guy. <br />Lindsay offered me a reward but I turned it down. <br />I already got a reward just by knowing that she's still around.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/held-at-gunpoint/
