I know they’re all the fashion <br />And they’re worn by Britney Spears, <br />But you and her are different <br />Both in size and, sadly, years. <br /> <br />On her, they make men ogle <br />And fill them with desire. <br />On you, they’d make men double-take <br />Then shiver, not perspire. <br /> <br />I wouldn’t say you’re past it. No, <br />You’ve still got what it takes, <br />But even so, that shouldn’t show. <br />Too much, for heavens’ sake. <br /> <br />They’re ok with a slender waist, <br />But not with bits that sag. <br />You look just like a pound of fudge <br />Stuffed in a half- pound bag. <br /> <br />No this won’t do, they’re just not you. <br />At least you had a try. <br />So get them off and just be glad <br />The mirror doesn’t lie. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />/TCD<br /><br />Terry Donovan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/thoughts-in-a-cubicle/
