My neighbor raped my mule last night. <br />I decided that it was time for us to fight. <br />He talked tough but I wasn't going to take his sass. <br />I broke my twelve inch foot off in that pervert's ass. <br />When I kicked his ass today, I kicked it hard. <br />He didn't waste any time getting out of my yard. <br />My poor mule will be scarred for life. <br />I made a phone call to that pervert's wife. <br />She told me that she intends to get a divorce. <br />I locked my barn because I also own a horse. <br />If you own a mule, you should listen to what I tell you. <br />Hide it and hide it well because you know what he'll do. <br /> <br />(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.)<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/he-raped-my-mule/
