My cousin shoved a shovel up my ass when he saw me looking at his wife. <br />But believe it or not, it has improved my life. <br />Women think I have a second wiener that comes out the other end. <br />When they see it, they look at it again and again. <br />The ladies are amazed because it's very long. <br />My love life has improved because they think I have a second dong. <br />I used to have to go without sex for months. <br />But now women want me because I can satisfy two of them at once.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/my-second-wiener/
