You smashed my house with a bulldozer as a prank. <br />Then I ran over your cars with a tank. <br />We started playing pranks on each other when we were ten. <br />Now we're in our thirties but we keep doing it again and again. <br />I should've known you were playing a prank when you made me a cup of tea. <br />It wasn't made with water, it was made with pee. <br />I rented a plane and flew it through the sky. <br />Then I flew over your property and dusted your crops with lye. <br />You hid your car in my barn and told the police that I stole it. <br />When they slapped the cuffs on me, I had a fit. <br />I'm bound to get you when I get loose. <br />We'd be better off if we called a truce.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/pranks-a-lot/
