I slept with Daffy Duck and I'm so ashamed. <br />Instead of making love to a woman, I made love to game. <br />I was drunk when we got in the sack. <br />He was so sexy because he was black. <br />When my girlfriend found out, she forgave me even though I'm a sinner. <br />She then shot Daffy Duck and served him for dinner.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-slept-with-daffy-duck/
