I wear a kilt but everybody thinks it's a dress. <br />People laugh at me and my life is a mess. <br />Last week I got my ass kicked in a fight. <br />It's not a dress and I'm tired of people thinking I'm a transvestite. <br />I'm the butt of people's jokes, I even get laughed at by my friends. <br />I forgot to wear underwear today and I was arrested when it came a strong wind.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/it-s-not-a-dress/
