I had to pay two cents to the post office because of you. <br />Now opening a can of whoop ass is what I'm going to have to do. <br />It really makes me mad because money doesn't grow on trees. <br />I would rather have had my privates cut off than to part with those two pennies. <br /> <br />You put a thirty-nine cent stamp on the envelope because you forgot that postage has been increased. <br />There should be a law against what you did because I would call the police. <br />When I cussed you out, you had the nerve to call me a creep. <br />Just because I didn't want to part with two cents, you said that I'm cheap.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/that-damn-two-cents/
