When you told that story at the age of five, it was cute. <br />But telling it at twenty-four isn't astute. <br />Stop telling people that you were delivered by the stork. <br />It's stupid and it makes you sound like a dork. <br /> <br />You're embarrassing yourself and you're embarrassing me too. <br />Stop telling that story and people might stop laughing at you. <br />You try my patience and it's very irritating to have you for a brother. <br />If you don't stop telling that story, I'll tell people that you and I don't know one another.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/you-weren-t-delivered-by-a-stork/
