THERE WAS AN OLD MAN OF NEW YORK, WHO MURDERED HIMSELF WITH A FORK; <br /> BUT NOBODY CRIED THOUGH HE VERY SOON DIED, -- <br /> FOR THAT SILLY OLD MAN OF NEW YORK.<br /><br />Edward Lear<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/there-was-an-old-man-of-new-york/