When Bin Laden came for breakfast <br />We were quite surprised <br />He just sat smiling gently <br />With no menace in his eyes <br /> <br />Can I have my bacon crispy? <br />He asked with a warm grin <br />Up there in Afghanistan <br />The food is rather grim. <br /> <br />May I make one small suggestion <br />It would really make my day <br />If I could have some hash browns <br />Made the McDonalds way? <br /> <br />By now his talk was easy <br />The topics they ranged wide <br />And there was truly passion <br />Clear showing in his eyes. <br /> <br />Now pass me some more hash browns <br />And I'll tell you what I've learned <br />I've learned the West's not feeble <br />And its strength on it I've turned <br />I don't go chasing rainbows <br />And I know my weaknesses <br />But Bush he only thinks of strengths <br />Not what weaknesses are his. <br /> <br />At this he looked contented <br />He'd wiped his plate full clean <br />And then I was awoken <br />As if from out a dream. <br /> <br />.<br /><br />David Keig<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/when-bin-laden-came-to-breakfast/
