The pig said to the turkey <br />As he laughed and oinked a bit <br />I see that really you're a lot like me <br />When it comes to the food we get <br /> <br />The pig said I'm fast I know <br />I can run on all four of these feet <br /> You'd better stand clear and stay out of my way <br />When it comes to the time to eat <br /> <br />He says I do see you're a lot like me <br />You are somewhat of a glutton too <br />But I warn you now if you get in my way <br />I'll just have me some turkey stew <br /> <br />Well the turkey said as he held his head up high <br />And ruffled his feathers as he walked by <br />We are just gonna have to see <br />But there ain't no pig gonna be eating on me <br /> <br />All day that pig strutted like a big machine <br />The other critters stayed clear they thought he was mean <br />And the turkey had nothing to say or tell <br />He just perched himself on the barn roof and waited for that dinner bell <br /> <br />Well sure enough the feed it came <br />And the pig had the whole troft to himself again <br />He laughed to himself said I fooled them well <br />He didn't see that turkey spread it's wings and begin to sail <br /> <br />Well as soon as that turkey got high aloft <br />He let go the biggest dump of his life right in that troft <br />The pig stopped eating and said damn whats that smell <br />The turkey laughed and hollered down <br />Thats all you get to eat of me I hope you like it well. <br /> <br />copyright © 2003 Bill Simmons <br />aka BillWilliamStar@aol.com<br /><br />Bill Simmons<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-pig-and-the-turkey/
