Men are not efficient <br />They slow and ponderous too <br />They fail to wash the dishes <br />And make 'sprinkles' in the loo <br />Men are just a waste of space <br />For so much they take up <br />Men are disobient <br />And don't deserve no love <br />Men are bad at grammar <br />And their spelling is quite dire <br />So woe betide the hapless man <br />Who lights miss moya's fire.<br /><br />David Keig<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/men-are-not-efficient/