Rub a Dub, Dub <br />Four boy's in a tub <br />I was about three <br />My brother's were older <br />We had to bathe together <br />Conserve water energy <br />They positioned me at the back <br />Of the tub <br />They were not aware <br />Of the impending Torpedo <br />Till it was to late <br />My brothers were very good <br />At abandoning ship <br />The cry went up <br />'Torpedo, AHaaaaaa, Shit' <br />I was on my own <br />I was Captain of my own ship <br /> <br />Written Saturday 1 January 2005<br /><br />Allan James Saywell<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/torpedo/
