I <br /> <br />not wanting to go <br />to a strip club, i choose to <br />just watch MTV instead. <br /> <br /> <br />II <br /> <br />not wanting to watch <br />MTV, i punch myself <br />in my sapphire balls<br /><br />Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/burlesque-haiku/