Once upon a time <br />I tried to make a rhyme <br />I talked about my life <br />And also about my wife <br />I don’t know what to talk about <br />But please don’t call me a ... hmmmm... lout! <br />At least I’m getting the rhyming down tight <br />Even if the meter and the meaning are completely messed up, right?<br /><br />Bad Poetry Contestant<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/rhyming-poem-2/