Cats gone crazy, <br />Feeling the heat <br />Walking around, <br />Low on their feet. <br /> <br />Looking for something <br />To make them feel good. <br />Looking for Q-Tips, <br />Or a long piece of wood. <br /> <br />Doesn't matter to them, <br />What makes the heat stop, <br />They dive on the bottom, <br />They crawl up on top. <br /> <br />But they really want Brutus <br />A tabby so tall, <br />But he'll never help them, <br />I cut off his balls! <br /> <br />(Sorry Brutus, I love you baby)<br /><br />Sandra Osborne<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/feminine-felines/
