There was a little bumblebee <br />he went down on his bumble knee <br />and told the queen that he was gay <br />this message caused her much dismay <br />new friend remarked 'you humble me'. <br /> <br />The queen said, listen, bumblebee <br />I will not let you wander free <br />your work is here and you must breed <br />to plant in me that precious seed <br />lest all your steps a stumble be. <br /> <br />So bumblebee did stumble free <br />got off his little bumbleknee <br />and hand in hand with his new lover <br />took to the air, briefly to hover <br />their wings a constant mumble, see? <br /> <br />And both our poofter bumblebees <br />had taken with them rumble keys <br />the queen sent kamakazi drones <br />to apprehend and smash their bones <br />so they became two tumblebees.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-bumblebee-turns-gay/