Toupee or not toupee <br />That is the burning question <br />That is facing well En-domed men <br />Will black or white suffice <br />Or should it be fiery red <br />That glow in the night <br />My young daughter had the answer, she said <br />Daddy dearest, you must make your dome <br />A work of art, a thing of class <br />So i bowed my head, for my child <br />Could paint her work of art <br />Which was a forest green in hue <br />But i forgot to wash it off <br />I slept a sunday sleep, in the local park <br />With my head laid on a bench <br />Open to the world <br />I felt a gentle warmth <br />Caressing my sweet dome <br />I cried out you dirty dog <br />Cant you tell a work of art <br />You have soiled what was once <br />A perfect head, now it's all washed off<br /><br />Allan James Saywell<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/toupee-or-not-toupee/