The Queen had visitors that day, <br />'twas Howard, John, head of Down Under. <br />She asked him 'would it be okay <br />if prior to the storm and thunder <br />which is expected early eve <br />that you and I, the Royal Queen <br />take with the carriage our leave, <br />to make the rounds and thus be seen. <br />The commoners enjoy the sight. <br />So they went off,8 shiny horses <br />she talked and Howard thought he might <br />bring up the subject of divorces <br />because he was a nosy man. <br />The Queen was steering with much skill <br />when suddenly, near number ten <br />the leading horse, his name was Will <br />released a cloud of toxic gas <br />which, in the company of thunder <br />had come out of the horse's ass <br />and scared the Aussie from Down Under. <br />'Oh, pardon me', the Queen exclaimed <br />' it is an unexpected force', <br /> says Howard: 'Do not be ashamed, <br />at first I thought it was the horse.'<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-vip-visitor/
