There lived in an old gum tree log <br />my uncle Wombat with his wife. <br />Their boarder was a happy frog <br />who sang and danced to make their life <br />into long periods of pure joy <br />he paid no rent but helped around <br />the place and babysat the boy <br />who laid his pretzels on the ground <br />instead of on the roof with care <br />it was required to comply <br />since wombat turds are very square <br />but little wombat was too shy. <br />So frog did demonstrate the action <br />depositing thin greenish things <br />he did though miss by one small fraction <br />and one of froggie's little strings <br />fell on Old Wombat's furry head <br />as he was checking the front door. <br />So he looked up and slowly said <br />'You guys will stop now, shit no more <br />it's bedtime now, so come inside.' <br />And then they snuggled, as above <br />200 turds, extremely square <br />were keeping warm the log of love <br />and Papa Wombat said: 'A bear <br />does not have any brains at all <br />he stands up straight in awful sight <br />and lets his giant sausage fall <br />and when he beds down for the night <br />he does not have a house as cozy <br />as we do, since we have our skills <br />that's why a wombat's nose is rosy <br />and bears big sniffers look like dills.' <br />I bet that Bush and Tony Blair <br />and leaders of some other nations <br />have no idea that it is square <br />and serves them well as insulation. <br />So now you know that wombat shit <br />does not fall down off wombat logs <br />once placed it stays and that is it <br /> and wombats live with little frogs.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/wombat-news/
