I possess a mind, that has a store <br />Of great mischief, if i would see <br />A former wife asleep, with an open mouth <br />Even though, she was a non smoker <br />I would insert, a lit cigarette <br />In her mouth, then i would awake her <br />And accuse her of smoking <br />She would deny it vigourously <br />With the cigarette, still in her mouth <br />Women are funny creatures<br /><br />Allan James Saywell<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/women-are-funny-creatures/
