Iz you a queer? <br />I'd bet a beer <br />You'd poke the sphere <br />Of a full grown steer <br />Right now, right here <br />It do appear <br />So very clear <br />I see you cheer <br />At men my dear <br />In your strange gear <br />with zipperred rear <br />I be sincere <br />And volunteer <br />To pound severe <br />Right to your ear <br />And wipe that sneer <br />With my big spear<br /><br />His Homeynence Sir Peckerwood Ali III<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/hear-here/