women have the advantage in most fights <br />they can make you sleep on the couch for nights <br /> <br />they can refuse to cook, refuse to pleasure <br />they can consume your every minute of leisure <br /> <br />but there is one bomb in the masculine weapons cache <br />sure to end all dispute in a flash <br /> <br />if you feel up to the audacious stunt <br />just pull back your tongue and call her a cunt <br /> <br />you’ll feel real good, you’ll feel self-assured <br />but don’t be surprised if your vision gets blurred <br /> <br />when she slaps you across your smug stupid face <br />and starts kicking you all over the damn place <br /> <br />you’ll leave for work, and while you’re gone <br />she will have thrown all your shit out onto the lawn <br /> <br />she’ll slash your tires, she’ll cut holes in your socks! <br />yeah, you’ll be glad you called her a cunt, you sly fox.<br /><br />Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-c-bomb/
