I've tidied your parchments, <br />And cleaned up your quill, <br />Now i'm asking you nicely, <br />Make love to me Bill. <br /> <br />The critics will love it, <br />Dont worry your head, <br />Just take off your jerkin, <br />And jump into bed. <br /> <br />I've had about enough Will, <br />It's always the same, <br />I'm thinking about love-making, <br />You're thinking quatrains. <br /> <br />Look I've read all your sonnets, <br />Tragedy and farce, <br />And none of that excites me, <br />Like your pink little arse.<br /><br />Fred Barton<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/shakespeare-s-frustrated-lover/
