A sniffer doggie <br />went to the outback outhouse <br />the door was bolted. <br /> <br />A man named Booman <br />was asked to write a poem <br />he is still trying. <br /> <br />We have a photo <br />a close-up of Bonsales <br />she is Miss Piggy. <br /> <br />The Pope is German <br />but does he eat spaghetti <br />or Leberknoedel? <br /> <br />My best Mercedes <br />does hardly wear its tyres <br />if flies and hovers. <br /> <br />What is a billy <br />it is a goat so smelly <br />that he can't stand it. <br /> <br />She blinked her lashes <br />at both the traffic coppers <br />they took no notice. <br /> <br />On Poemhunter <br />there are some troublemakers <br />they have no talent. <br /> <br />Mycinda Creston <br />from England's Happy Valley <br />writes brilliant poems. <br /> <br />There was a Zooman <br />who ran the monkey shelter <br />became a monkey. <br /> <br />He dreamed of peeing <br />he had to go so badly <br />so pee he did then. <br /> <br />And God was angry <br />he raised his index finger <br />and sent me thunder. <br /> <br />In West Australia <br />there lives a talentsheila <br />boy does she know it.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/more-haiku-practice/
