Can I have some more? <br />Will you super-size it please? <br />Send it! I can't walk. <br /> <br />Accidia (Sloth) <br /> <br />Open the curtains! <br />For me, I'll have the poached eggs <br />don't forget my tea. <br /> <br />Invidia (Envy) <br /> <br />Thats a nice new car, <br />and your wife is pretty cute. <br />I think you should share. <br /> <br />Superbia (Pride) <br /> <br />Accept your critique? <br />Never! I know I've done well <br />My best yet I feel. <br /> <br />Avaritia (Avarice) <br /> <br />Corporate strangle. <br />Hostile takeovers abound. <br />Quick! Where's my pay-out? <br /> <br />Ira (Anger) <br /> <br />Get out of my way! <br />You think you own the damn road! <br />Just wait till the lights! <br /> <br />Luxuria (Lust) <br /> <br />Wait till I'm married? <br />No chance, come here darling. <br />Right, next! You look nice.<br /><br />Jazzy Davies<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/seven-haiku-s-of-sins/
