If I die and they put on a show <br />with my body, I guess I won't know <br />but it'll cost a bunch, which I can't abide <br />just to fill me up with formaldehyde. <br />Pluck my eyebrows and give me a shave? <br />Cremate me please, or I'll roll in my grave. <br /> <br />Scatter my ashes from a place way up high <br />with a strong wind blowing, I'll take to the sky <br />if somewhere my ex-wife starts to cry <br />there's really no need to wonder why - <br />it wasn't that I was such a great a guy <br />but I've probably just got stuck in her eye.<br /><br />Chuck Audette<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/final-wishes/
