Hand in hand <br />hand in it <br />it in hand <br />it in it. <br />Tongue in cheek <br />tongue in it <br />it on tongue <br />it in it. <br /> *********** <br />Haiku <br /> <br />Walk along with me <br />thinking of your underwear <br />is it boxershorts? <br /> <br />It is alkaline <br />care needs to be taken though <br />that jeans are noble. <br /> <br />It is a wonder <br />that no one likes the mothers <br />and does God know this? <br /> <br />Once a world power <br />they had illusions only <br />they do mean nothing. <br /> <br />On Hitler's birthday <br />they chanted filthy slogans <br />the Pope a Nazi. <br /> <br />His name was Clinton <br />he placed his crooked member <br />where no one ought to. <br /> <br />A friend named Yeltsin <br />he likes his vodka bottle <br />and dances Polka. <br /> <br />I am a racist <br />I like to step and stomp on <br />the fly-by pedal. <br /> <br />A dog named Adolf <br />he was the undertaker <br />for many roaches. <br /> <br />A cat named Lucy <br />she was so pseudo-pregnant <br />we named her Mamma.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/10-haikus-and-some-wisdom/
