He stayed inside her <br />until the borders opened <br />beloved Poland. <br /> <br />She shaved the hair off <br />but hubby was a drunkard <br />hair of the dog, then. <br /> <br />The snow of dandruff <br />had settled on his shoulders <br />he did not ski there. <br /> <br />Arctic explorer <br />in need of operation <br />could get no doctor. <br /> <br />She was a stripper <br />and did the wiggle nicely <br />there was an echo. <br /> <br />Airplane with pilot <br />may get you back quite safely <br />if he stays sober. <br /> <br />Old Doctor Ziddle <br />was looking for dilation <br />she had to piddle. <br /> <br />The moon is lonely <br />and really jealous of her <br />she is much brighter. <br /> <br />The Devil whistled <br />when he saw Brigitte Bardot <br />and tried to bribe her. <br /> <br />In Argentina <br />they do the wildest dances <br />but not the Polka. <br /> <br />The Pope is German <br />he drove an old Volkswagen <br />God kept it running. <br /> <br />Speedy Gonzales <br />must have been a Latino <br />illegal alien? <br /> <br />Hilary Clinton <br />can taste the presidency <br />she's not my taste though. <br /> <br />And Donald Rumsfeld <br />was into drugs, yes, truly <br />but did they help him? <br /> <br />In Arizona <br />the sun fools many people <br />to think they're poets. <br /> <br />My book is ready <br />the Library of Congress <br />has shown some int'rest. <br /> <br />The one who scooted <br />he was a sordid liar <br />he lives in cesspool. <br /> <br />The Eiffel Tower <br />is an attempt by Frenchmen <br />to reach the Heavens. <br /> <br />And Gerhard Schroeder <br />a German and a Peacock <br />dumped his first woman. <br /> <br />Enciting laughter <br />is something I am good at <br />Felix the Clown says. <br /> <br />All these are Haikus <br />they make you breathe much better <br />but you must read them.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/21-haikus/
