The Moon Down Under <br />Looks at the world Up Over <br />But then it travels. <br /> <br />The senoritas <br />drink the tequila sunrise <br />at desert sunset. <br /> <br />The alligators <br />do not suspect that some day <br />they will be handbags. <br /> <br />The pilot fainted <br />the plane went into nosedive <br />on autopilot. <br /> <br />A ballerina <br />twisted her ankle badly <br />and then fell over. <br /> <br />The salesman highballs <br />potential auto-buyers <br />to get their money. <br /> <br />The bear absconded <br />his cage had been left open <br />he had smelled freedom. <br /> <br />And Al Capone <br />was nabbed for tax evasion <br />'twas his accountant. <br /> <br />And Grandpa Moses <br />whose rubber duck was yellow <br />enjoyed his bathtub. <br /> <br />One hundred roses <br />were handed to Aunt Hattie <br />she did not count them. <br /> <br />A guy named Tiny <br />who weighed two hundred kilos <br />wore big and tall size. <br /> <br />Nogales Tacos <br />are soaked with hot tabasco <br />it burns at both ends. <br /> <br />At the Dutch border <br />they stopped the stolen wagon <br />it then exploded. <br /> <br />I've got six hundred <br />a few are pretty lousy <br />the rest are better. <br /> <br />Thank you for reading <br />my stuff devoid of talent <br />we'll see you later.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/haiku-for-number-600/
