I was sitting on our sofa <br />reading a book about <br />the original carnival geeks <br />when I realized my girlfriend <br />sometimes bites my head off <br />as though I were a chicken <br /> <br />Of course <br />she gets as mad <br />as a wet hen <br />when I call her <br />The Bearded Lady <br /> <br />Then we wrestle - <br />I pin her arms to the floor <br />and <br />like a beagle puppy <br />I lick the tip of her nose <br />She screams at me to stop <br />but can't quit giggling <br />as we begin <br />to tear each other's clothes off.<br /><br />Jeffrey Philip Clegg<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/carnal-geeks/
