May the Lord be my shepherd <br />you can guide me to heaven <br />I would never be saved <br />if it were not for you. <br /> <br />But I ask you my Saviour <br />will you please ascertain <br />that the one they call Shepherd <br />stay asunder from you. <br /> <br />I don't know how in heaven <br />we will all get along <br />once we meet all the gangsters <br />and the ones with no schlong. <br /> <br />I'll apply for the work as <br />the cleaner of rubbish <br />thus the chance will apply <br />they will tumble from heaven <br />let the bygones go by.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/heaven-2/